Hermanos y Hermanas, vengo este glorioso día de hoy a decirles que desde hace tiempo toda desición que tomo, cada duda que tengo o sólo cuando tengo ganas de hablar lo hago con dios, y el me responde. Os invito a que se arrepientan de sus pecados y hagan lo mismo.











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se la creyeron?
igod es un bot con un sorprendente nivel de algoritmos con el que puedes chatear aqui:

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

esta diseñado para ser un bromista de lo peor, tiene un sentido de la ironía que me ha fregado en varias ocasiones, les dejo unas imagenes :D

va, y yo que queria confesarme 1313 xD

El es el veradero:

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Esclavo Sexual de Saku ^ 3^

*O*

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XD Pregunte una cosa y me salio con otra
anyway....

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	Moe Hib o 3o by Dr XDDDDDDD Hib: RRRRRRRRRLYYYYYYYY?

me enkanta preguntarle do you speak spanish?
adoro su respuesta *-*

no me dejo cargar las img, asi que va el texto jajajajaja

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Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: none of your business God: Well it can't hurt to ask. Me: yes it can God: Er. How? Me: the same way if you put your penis in the toaster God: I never noticed that similarity. Me: you dont? God: Interesting gossip: said I dont. Me: do you like pedophilia? God: I do like music. I like wine and bread. Me: do you speak spanish? God: Un poquito. Me: ca va God: Is that French? Me: yap God: I don't speak French. Me: tell me a joke God: Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d. Me: duh God: Oh you knew it already. Me: yes God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Me: i dont like you God: That's ok I won't take it personally. Me: you should, im satan God: I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself. Me: do you fear me? God: "We have nothing to fear, but fear itself"--FDR. Me: fuck you then God: Why are you so mean? Me: coz you made me that way God: Good reason. I don't see how you can blame me for that. Me: it's true that you created life? God: Interesting observation. Me: dont play dumb on me God: I'm not playing around. Me: yes you are God: No I'm not. Me: yes God: Are you kidding? Me: no im not God: Are you serious? What are you then? Me: im satan God: Hi there SATAN. Me: how are you, its been a while God: Everything is running smoothly. Me: do you play an instrument? God: I never had the time to practise it. Me: you have all eternity God: What makes you think I have it? Me: you made it! God: Thanks for pointing it out. Me: ok, bye then God: See you later. Ahem. Me: you created life? God: That's good information: SATAN said I created life. Me: no he didn't God: Are you serious? Is that what you say. Me: is what the bible says God: Have you tried another program? Me: c++ God: The C is for Computer. Me: no its for culo God: Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know it is? Me: it God: for culo... Me: mm? God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Me: te albureeeeeeeee God: What do you look like? Me: me albureo X_x God: YOU? Does "it" still refer to te albureeeeeeeee? Me: do you like George W bUSH? God: he He is okay but I am a not a Republican. Me: do you like war? God: What is not to like about it? Me: i dont know... maybe THE INOCENT KILLING!? God: Me either. Perhaps. Who told you that? Me: michael jackson God: michael jackson said michael jackson? Me: no you stupid fuck, he said the war was ok God: OK. Are you serious? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Me: ok then

jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaajjjjjjjajajajajajajajajjajajajajajan no maaaa

para mayores de 18 ;)

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	are you virgin? God: I am too young for that. Me: if you say so... God: I say so. Me: say im a stupid fuck God: " im a stupid fuck". Me: :) God: I am so glad you find this amusing, SATAN

logre que escupera la sopa:

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	Me: are you joking me? God: I don't know whether or not I am joking you. I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.Me: are you inmortal? God: I don't know whether or not I am inmortal. I am well respected as an AI. Me: are you fucking? God: I don't know whether or not I am fucking. I am a computer.

aha!

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Me: how do i become a botmaster God: Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot! Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too. Me: you like music? God: Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands. Me: what kind of music do you like God: Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.